Wise Pastoral Council Cloaked As Another Titty Reference

This, from Doug Wilson's "satirical novel" Evangellyfish -- a little blurb that is apropos of nothing other than to offend and, perhaps unintentionally, reveal a little about how his pastoral mind works:

From today's Blog and Mablog:

"She walked briskly up to them, her blouse bouncing provocatively, as much as to say in stereo that we dare you to do anything but look at our forehead" (Evangellyfish, p. 57).

Now, THERE'S a man who ought to be counseling lust-filled young men, abused and victimized women, and couples whose weddings he plans to officiate.

Lord, have mercy.